My Palin Addiction

From an AP story:

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin lashed out at the anonymous Republican campaign sources cited in a Fox News report who said she did not know Africa was a continent, not a country, and could not name the three countries in the North American Free Trade Agreement — Canada, the United States and Mexico.

"I consider it cowardly" that they did not allow their names to be used, she said.

Palin said those allegations aren't true. She recalled discussing Africa and NAFTA with aides who prepared her for the vice presidential debate with Democrat Joe Biden.

"If there are allegations based on questions or comments that I made in debate prep about NAFTA, and about the continent vs. the country when we talk about Africa there, then those were taken out of context," she said. "That's cruel, It's mean-spirited. It's immature. It's unprofessional and those guys are jerks if they came away with it, taking things out of context and then tried to spread something on national news. It's not fair, and it's not right."

Election Aftermath

I can finally tell my kids they can be anything they want when they get convicted of seven felonies, even a United States Senator.

Does anybody even read this blog anymore? Did anybody ever read it?

Adam Sandler's Next Movie

Turns out the American electorate was right all along. The less we collectively know about about the financial crisis (i.e., what it is and what caused it), the better.

Hey Matt Damon: Find out if Gov. Palin watches Dancing With The Stars. Really, I need to know. Thanks.

If The Critical Elitist sold t-shirts, they'd cost $200 each. That went right over your head, didn't it?

Car Wash Crisis

Congress must act now to pass comprehensive car wash reform. All full service car washes must be mandated to change the names of their offerings as follows:

$34.99 Half-Ass Job

$24.99 Yeah, Whatever

$19.99 Just spray your car with a garden hose for 30 seconds and save yourself $19.99

Jeezus

Let's just delay the presidential debates until after the election. That way, they would be unnecessary and both candidates wouldn't be wasting their time.

Enough Already

We need a moratorium on discussion of the financial market chaos by the presidential candidates. Complicated issues like that simply aren't compatible with American Democracy. Let's stick to debating abortion, gun control and Simms/Applewhite.

Financial Chaos

Maybe capitalism, like democracy, is a failure.